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Mayflower’s Sailing Back

Hey, you online gambling dudes! How’ve you all been holding up? I mean with all those crappy news about the Unlawful Gambling Bill?!.. Darn it! You know, that this whole banning of the online casino playing in the Sates is actually good news for someone? For whom you asked? Well, not for those who opposed online casino gambling anyway! For all those foreign dudes! Yeah, Europe – Sheurope, exactly! Now many of our favorite online casino websites are actually beginning to develop new websites in various languages other than English!

Yep, if we can’t play, other lucky bastards are gonna get to win all those awesome online casino jackpots! So, this is totally bogus: like online casinos in Norwegian (what the hell is THAT?) in French and Spanish! Whatever! Anyway it’s a total bummer! I guess for me to play in my favorite online casino I will have to immigrate now! Yep, I am gonna be that funny lookin’ guy with an artistic beard or whatever! Just call me Jacque… But at least I’ll get to play my favorite online casino games!

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