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Once you stop the online gambling – you become a hotty!

I am the kind of person that really enjoys other people’s misery. So the thing that happened to my cousin in Louisiana really made my day! Anyway, my cousin is a really pathetic girl. Her name is Cindy Joe and she is ugly as hell!! The poor gal – the only pleasure she had in life was playing at the online casino! The pathetic creature really craved online gambling, sold her heart and soul for online casino craps and slots.

All due to the simple and reason that she could score a date with a boy! So sad! So, when those new laws passed in October, which made online casino gambling impossible Cindy Joe totally freaked! No she really had nothing to do! Each time she would go to her favorite online casino website she would stare at it in helpless rage! Now she could play online casino craps and online casino roulette in her pathetic little dreams! Those bad online gambling news really managed to crush her! Cindy Joe really didn’t have a choice but to take her online casino winnings and get a full makeover! Surgical I mean… Now, she’s a real swan!

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