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Online Casino Helps Me Forget the Pain

I am not really in the mood for writing now, but they say that it’s better to just let it all out! So, today, in my blog, I want to write about sluts!!! Oh, no… my bad! I meant slots, online casino slots that I like playing so much! But the word “slut” just keeps coming to mind each time I think about my girlfriend that not only totally snubbed me, doesn’t answer my calls and nothing, but she got a restraining order! So, the only solution for me to forget my pain is to play at an online casino! So, I just sit there and play online casino slots… and listen to Aerosmith…

Why did I choose online casino slots as my little tranquilizer? Well, the slut always used to play slots at the land-based casino, and she really liked them also. So, when I play slots at the online casino it reminds me of her! What can I say? I am a sucker for a pretty face and a nice piece of ass… And the money that I win at the online casino when I play online casino slots doesn’t hurt either! With my online casino winnings I can invite some real sluts, that will make my nights a little less lonely!..

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