Allow Me to Chip In
October 26, 2022 on 2:51 am | In Online Casino Reviews | Comments OffI thought that today I was gonna write an online casino review, and I was actually trying to decide which online casino I enjoy playing at more, but all of the sudden I’ve realized that I love them all! They are like your kids, you know! Each one has its flaws and advantages! It’s hard to come up with an online casino review! Some online casinos have really great games but the winnings are not that great! Some online casino websites have really awesome tips and strategies but the games are kind of blah!
Of course, there’re those famous popular all-around online casino sites, but it kind of gets too boring to play at the few top online casinos all the time! Anyway, all kinds of great online casinos pop-up all the time! And I don’t mean the scummy ones! So, what you should do is allow yourself to explore the online gambling industry a little, and then decide for yourself!
Watchdog Needed
October 25, 2022 on 4:00 am | In Online Casino Tips | Comments OffHey you, crazy people! Came back for some advice, huh? Well, you know me; online casino is my specialty! So, before you’ll be on your way to an online casino addiction I just wanted to give a few tips! Yep, and they are absolutely free! Consider it my type of an online casino bonus!.. So, let’s get to business, folks! You know (yeah-yeah, you!) how you often end up broke after playing at an online casino, borrowing money from your coworkers who think you are a loser!
Well, not anymore! You are finally gonna prove to the whole world that you are an extremely successful dude! All you need is some one trustworthy who doesn’t have the knack for online casino gambling, and who is gonna stop you each time you’ll come dangerously close to bankruptcy! Yep, it’s gonna be the tough way! If you can’t control yourself at the online casino, you’ll need to find someone who can! Quitting an online casino altogether is not the answer, cause’ those damn online casino jackpots are too good to pass up!
Sad but True
October 24, 2022 on 2:47 am | In Online Casino Guide | Comments OffHello, my fellow players! Are you ready for a little online casino fun? Those of you who know all the stuff and all the ins and outs of the online casino are welcome to click on the big red “X” on the upper right corner of your monitor screen! However, those players who think they might need a little online casino guide are very welcome to read the following! Advice “numero uno”: If you are stuck choosing an online casino, don’t go with the first one that has cool graphics and a huge banner that promises to give half a million bucks for simply registering!
Read some online casino reviews first, and you won’t be stuck in a crappy situation in the future! Remember, some online casinos are just a one time deal! Shocking, huh?! Nah, not really! All they want to do is just lure the player to their lousy online casino and (don’t faint now) steal all his money! So, always play with respected and well-known online casinos! That’s it for now, go get ‘em!
Slots Come in Cheap These Days!
October 23, 2022 on 3:09 am | In Slots | Comments OffOoh, don’t get me started on this one! This is my favorite part of the online casino: slots! Just let the name of this awesome online casino game roll off your tongue: slooooooots! Yeah, and the game is exactly as it sounds to be! You pay, and you get to play with the slots! Hey, man, don’t get too carried away, online casino slots that is! This game is absolutely awesome for a simple-minded fellow like me! There is no hassle, and you don’t need to read a bunch of online casino instructions to play the game!
The best part about online casino slots is that the winnings in it are as big as in some high-profile online casino game! And you don’t need to wager some enormous sum of money that will eat-up half your paycheck to play online casino slots! Don’t wait too long: set a date with some great-lookin’ online casino slots and have the best time of your life! Chances are that you are not going to be disappointed! Become a real player, and get this incredible online casino game rolling!
WANNA BE FUNNY LIKE ME?
October 22, 2022 on 3:56 am | In Casino Craps | Comments OffOnline casino craps – originates from the word crap! Bah-hah-hah! That’s me making a joke! I’ll tell you all online casino gamblers a secret: craps is one of the best games out there! Believe me, I’ve tried them all! And it was all pretty damn crappy except for online casino craps! I’m not gonna be all luring and stuff, and say that this is an easy game to play! You actually have to learn the rules and understand what’s all the commotion’s about, in order to win a buck in online casino craps! So, if you have an IQ of Paris Hilton I wouldn’t be so bold as to recommend you this amazingly “crappy” online casino game (yep, joking again).
But if you’ve managed to conquer your dyslexia, or whatever other child-trauma you had, and now you can actually read and comprehend some instructions, then get your ass down to an online casino and start playing those casino craps! See how good of a mood I’m in?! Well, that’s cause I’ve just won in the game of online casino craps! Not so crappy at all, is it?! (I get it, the joke’s getting old! So good bye and good luck)!
A Baccarat Lecture This Ain’t
October 19, 2022 on 7:06 am | In Baccarat | Comments OffLook, I ain’t here to give y’all a lecture on online casino games like baccarat. What I am here to do today is sing the praises of baccarat, because anyone who has ever played this game for real or played it virtually online knows what I’m talking about when I say that online casino baccarat is a game with class that excludes no class from playing it. I’ve been a baccarat player for some time, and it seems like the game sometimes suffers from a bad image. Sometimes, baccarat seems too elitist a game to be successfully featured by a down-to-earth online casino industry.
But nothing could be further from the truth. Baccarat is a game of skill and chance, just like so many other online casino games out there. If you like games of chance like roulette, then you’ll probably like baccarat too. I’m not going to try to coerce you or anything, but the next time you’re at a real casino you might want to give baccarat a try if you haven’t already, because it helps us gamblers keep a great game going.
Someone, Put Me Out of My Misery
October 18, 2022 on 9:09 am | In Online Poker | Comments OffListen up, folks! I’m a small guy living a damned petty life… You know how it is, going to that darned work, coming home to “my sweet” monster of a wife… Nothin’ special… And the only thing manages to prevent me from going totally nuts is online poker! Thank God for the Bill Gates or whoever that nerd had been for inventing computers. I have a few favorite online casino sites and some great online poker portals that give me the sweet illusion of being significant!
Sometimes (heck, every time!) my days are a total blur and a good game of online poker is the only thing that keeps me going. I know, I know, I am not exactly Christopher Columbus here, and you probably heard about online poker before, but believe the poker-master, this game is amazing! And, heck, I am pretty damn good at it! The little pocket money I make playing online poker sure beats my miserable paycheck! Yoo-hoo!
I for one take online poker seriously
October 17, 2022 on 3:54 am | In Online Poker | Comments OffWe all accept professional training, studying our various professions that we hope will promise us an income for the better part of our adult life. Hey, I’m not against that at all. It doesn’t really have to be boring. Rather the truth is it can be fun and profitable at the same time. It all depends on your perspective of looking at things. Yeah, I’m talking online poker.
The World Poker Tour Academy (WPTA) has launched an interactive online poker education center. I tried it, and besides improving my game skills, I even got to hang out with a number of poker greats! Simulators and tutorials, documented tournaments and a fun and informative online poker community. If you haven’t seen it yet on cable (I only recently came across it, “dah!” me) then you can even catch up with the DVDs. See you at the poker table!
Martingale for Roulette
October 15, 2022 on 10:40 am | In Roulette Game | Comments OffSo you’re looking for a betting system for roulette, well look no further because there is no such thing. But if you insist because a friend of a friend told you that such system exist let me introduce you to the martingale system- again, take my first remarks into consideration! In any case, in the long run you cannot beat the house- I find betting systems sort of a challenge- t hey wont turn the odds in my favor but it sure elevates the level of my enjoyment, but hey- that’s just me .So the system is basically the simple strategy designed for a game in which the gambler wins his stake if a coin comes up heads and loses it if the coin comes up tails.
The strategy had the gambler double his bet after every loss, so that the first win would recover all previous losses plus win a profit equal to the original stake. Since as a gambler’s wealth and available time jointly approach infinity his probability of eventually flipping heads approaches 1, the martingale betting strategy was seen as a sure thing by those who practiced it. Of course ,in the long run like I said earlier- the bets would eventually bankrupt those confident enough to use the martingale for a long time.
Blackjack Saves You Some Stress
October 11, 2022 on 11:17 am | In Online Blackjack | Comments OffSome people are just so full of it! You probably came across some snotty, stock-up fellas who say that the only game they play at the online casino is the poker! Well, it heart out, mister! I am more of online blackjack kind of guy!.. I don’t need all those fancy rules and stuff! I just want to enjoy myself at the online casino! The game is great and you don’t need to be a damn rocket scientist to play it! Nice and quiet, you play the online casino blackjack against a dealer… You know, less stress, more pleasure, if i do say so myself!..
The rules of the game are easy to comprehend, no more reading the grueling instructions, which seem to be written in Chinese or something! And you can win the same great casharoo without the extra hassle! So, don’t be dumb! Next time you come to an online casino don’t go where the fuss is, go where the online casino blackjack is!
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